My father, voluntarily, said when he was a kid, he had a handful of babies and swallowed him because you're a kid, you want to see what happens? I'm like, what would happen? He's like, but I told... Typearticulitis. He's like, I told my mom about it. And so back then it was, is it cod liver oil or, no, what's the one that makes you puke? Epicac or something of Epic. Yeah, I so i gave him that and he's like i puked up some of the some of the bebees and it's like and the grandmother's like there's no way that's all of him as a kid he's like i don't know so he waits to imagine down his throat about 24 hours later he's like basically sat on the toilet poop and he's like have you ever heard a turd slamming to the bottom of a toilet ball? I'm like, no. He's like, nobody has. But when it's full of BBs and it just went to the toilet. You looked at it. Yeah. I thought there's a lot of babies. Okay. So I was eating a hot dog while walking through a park one summer in Switzerland, according to the post.

It was a summer school trip.

And while I was walking, I realized I had this yellow stain on my shoulder and my shirt, thinking it was mustard for my hot dog.

I wiped it off with my finger and licked it.

Then my schoolmate asked me what was on my back, and I realized that I had been also

pooped on by a bird.

I thought it was mustard.

It was not.

So basically, I eat bird poop, which I thought was mustard, that I had spilled for my hot dog.

Intentional or not, what did you get a taste of?

206, 803 rock.

You ever try shampoo?

No.

All right.

Keep in mind, my brother, the quote-unquote smart one,

five years older than me,

and I'm maybe four or five years old, I guess, at the time.

And at that time, my mother used prel shampoo.

I don't even know if they still make it.

Anyway, Pearl shampoo came in a container that looked like a toothpaste tube.

It was clear.

You can see the shampoo.

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