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It's Wednesday.

It's the 19th of May.

I keep putting things off like VAT.

As you get around to it, I've only got to find three sort of, no, one, two, three, six invoices. I mean, it can't be that complicated, can I? It generally takes me about five minutes to do. I just keep putting the blooming thing off. The weather yesterday was atrocious. God, all of a sudden, I was sitting there on the telephone to my lynn, and all of a sudden it went all dark and then there was a crack of thunder and then

the heavens opened. Katie Price is on holiday again you know because she doesn't actually have a job

and she's on holiday in Portugal because she works so hard and it's so stressful and then her and her little boysy friend little carl were larking around

he pretended to push her off a cliff so funny so funny isn't it i could say something but it won't go

down very well with people but um she was sort of stepping back for the shot and all the rest of it

i mean you know you'd think she'd actually, at the old age she is,

because she's quite ancient now, would actually find a job. What's she going to do? I mean,

she's been bankrupt. You know, bad from driving. There's not really anything she can do.

Nothing at all. Mind you, Rylan Clark Neal pulled out of Eurovision. Thank God for that. I'm a bit bored with seeing Rylan Clark

Neil. Due to illness, we don't know what illness. Do you know that there's more people now

have got flu. I thought I've got a thermometer which you can either take the top off and put it in your

ear or you leave the top on and you put it against your forehead and i dropped it yesterday

and then when i put it up to my forehead it said 33.1 and i thought oh my gold i checked immediately

on the internet they said no you don't want to be 33.1 you're supposed to be 36 point whatever it

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