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🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches calculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dumb People Town listeners, we've got a banger of an episode today. Steve A.G is with us from Peacemaker and the Peacemaker Watch Along podcast, and we have crazy stories. I happen to have some porn math that we're going to talk about. That's right in the middle. Randy kicks us off with a little bit of Batman pajama action. You're going to have to listen to that. And then a guy goes camping and sings songs that gets him in trouble because he's lonely. It's all here on Dump People Town this week. |
| 0:20.8 | Check it out. |
| 0:24.9 | Dan and Rann and J will share |
| 0:26.9 | Tales of folk so unaware |
| 0:28.6 | they lack in grace and sometimes choose |
| 0:30.8 | The life they choose will make the news |
| 0:32.9 | Breaking down each epic fail |
| 0:34.8 | In Florida there's half-price bail |
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| 1:49.5 | Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. |
| 1:54.5 | Population agey! |
| 1:56.5 | We've all aged well. |
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