Hello, everybody and welcome to a UK Chancellor Depression Watch. That's right. We are now the official podcast that is tracking the mental health status of Rachel Reeves, Chancellor of the Exchequer of the United Kingdom.

The thing about men's women's mental health is that it can strike at any time. Yeah. That's right. I mean, it's reported that Chancellor Rachel Reeves, this is from an article in The Times about how she sucks and they're all turning on her, is she can't see a way out of the bleak economic outlook and is quote, very depressed with AIDS saying she is now watching the fourth season of the U.S. office in number 11.

Yeah, she's eating cereal out of the big popcorn bowl. It's like, it's really not going well,

you know? I think we can all relate to that, right? You know, whomst among us has not, like, been in

charge of managing, like, one of the largest economies in the world and been like, this is too

much, you know? I think most of all what we all need

at this time is like grace. We need to remember the people who really matter like Rachel Reeves,

Chancellor of the Exchequer. And, you know, I think we all need to do our part to chip in. So I think

if we all do that, we can like send a card and like maybe like a like a box of milk tray or something to a number 11

downing street and I think that may be you know just a really rally round and let her know that

you know we've we've got her back yeah she's just there like why can't the british government

find buyers for its bonds like jim found pam yeah I think what we should do is use the UK's facility to be able to send any petition

to Parliament.

We should all send a petition to Parliament.

Just some petition that just says, you okay, hun, XX.

Well, I was going to say, let's send a petition to the UK Parliament that's just the Samaritans

phone number that we want to read to Rachel Reeves.

Okay, to be fair, to be fair to be fair if the

tories were serious about being funny in opposition they could just read her the Samaritans phone

number that would be very funny if I was elected as a kind of like you know a labor right person

and my mandate was like growth and growth and growth and growth and growth.

And then the bond markets just decided on their own one day.

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