meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
My Momma Told Me

Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist?

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.0

When news broke earlier this year that baby KJ, a newborn in Philadelphia,

0:08.1

had successfully received the world's first personalized gene editing treatment,

0:11.9

it represented a milestone for both researchers and patients.

0:15.3

But there's a gripping tale of discovery behind this accomplishment and its creators.

0:19.4

I'm Evan Ratliff, and together with biographer Walter

0:21.4

Isaacson, we're delving into the story of Nobel Prize winner Jennifer Dowdna, the woman who's helped

0:25.8

change the trajectory of humanity. Listen to Aunt CRISPR, the story of Jennifer Dowdna with Walter

0:30.9

Isaacson on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:37.9

You know, I've never dated anybody like that or even like been around a guy who was

0:42.6

shorter that had that sort of mentality.

0:44.4

But I did a show in New York this past weekend and there was a guy like in the front.

0:49.3

And he was as soon as I said, I came out talking about short men.

0:52.9

And as soon as I, he like was not happy.

0:55.7

Yeah.

0:56.2

And he was heckling me a little bit. And his girlfriend was like, but he's 5-8. I was like, girl, no, he's not. No, he's not. That's a liar-sized. And you know it was a liar-size. That's a liar-size. Right. Yeah. And why you yell that out anyway?

1:09.5

I only 5-8 exist.

1:11.6

It might not.

1:13.4

It really might not. Right. And why you yell that out anyway? Only 5-8 exists.

1:14.8

It might not. It really might not.

1:21.1

I don't think that's an actual number. I think you're either 5-7 or 5-9 and one of those you're spinning. That's like how a lot of structures don't have a 13th floor.

1:24.5

Oh, yeah.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.