Stepmom Presents: The Husband Hunt – “ PURSUE” (Episode 2)
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 8.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2022
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
This is a Clown Parade Production:
Episode 2: PURSUE
After we have picked our prized prey in episode 1, we need to know how to pursue it! We don’t want to spook them away, rather lure them to us. Known in wildlife as “aggressive mimicry”, acting as the prey’s prey is key. Stepmom will go over crucial pursuit tactics and of course answer your pressing questions!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey folks, this is Matt and I want to talk to you about the free iHeartRadio app. |
| 0:04.0 | Did you know that you can listen to any iHeartRadio station across the country inside the iHeartRadio app? |
| 0:09.2 | You can keep up with your local station or radio show even when you're on vacation on the road or away from home. |
| 0:14.9 | Plus thousands of hand curated playlists are available, organized by mood, activity, |
| 0:20.0 | decade, and genre to make it easy to find the perfect soundtrack for any moment. |
| 0:24.3 | On top of all that, I can talk to iHearthosts on the iHeartRadio app with the talkback mic. |
| 0:29.7 | Anytime I have something to say, I tap the mic, send my voice message, and then listen to hear our voices on one of my favorite radio shows. |
| 0:36.8 | Okay, your turn. Make sure you download the free iHeartRadio app and start streaming your favorite radio stations anywhere. |
| 0:52.8 | My gorgeous horseback riding instructor, Jacques Amal, who would always let me ride bareback. |
| 0:59.6 | Now welcome to episode two of The Husband Hunt. |
| 1:02.5 | It is I, your absolutely beautiful, bosom, the gorgeous dip in buttercream stepmother. |
| 1:11.0 | Here to give you the step by step guide for finding the husband that has enough guacamole cake, coin, |
| 1:17.6 | cabbage, that's right, moolala, to fix your life and your face. |
| 1:23.6 | A few times. Now if you finally screwed your head on right and are just joining us, |
| 1:28.9 | I will be a generous bitch and briefly recap episode one, the very important first episode seek, |
| 1:37.1 | where we go over the right environments to seek your prey, such as Michelin star restaurants, |
| 1:44.4 | cigar bars, piano lounges, galas, plastic surgery conventions, oh, the monocle grand prix, |
| 1:51.7 | and how to identify well as it's more than just fancy watches and cars, it's also a healthy |
| 1:58.1 | hairline. So assuming you've heated all of my advice from episode one in ditch that tragic old |
| 2:05.2 | life of yours that was once wrapped up in synthetic fibers and disgusting venecks from the gap, |
| 2:12.8 | and once you've stopped purchasing all of your outfits from Zaren, eating all of those burrito |
| 2:19.1 | bowls from Chipotle, we can now move on to episode two, pursue! After we successfully seek our prey, |
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