Stephen Presents: Rescue Staff Rescue

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Stephen and Becca spend their final Pod Show moments together talking about the whole Late Show staff & crew and what has made working with everyone so magical over the years. It's all leading up to an instant staff favorite: Rescue Staff Rescue! Stephen reveals some of the insane, humiliating and wonderful things his employees have done in service of late night television. If you've already seen this segment, please do enjoy these jokes a second time. We find that comedy gets so much fresher when you know what's coming! And from everyone here at The Late Show Pod Show: thanks for listening!

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0:00.0	Heda, it's your big McDonald's hunger calling
0:03.1	and it's not just any kind of hunger.
0:04.9	It's the kind that calls for big arch.
0:07.0	Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
0:10.3	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
0:12.6	Hungry? You are now.
0:16.6	Saved from 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.7	Price and participation may vary.
0:25.5	Becca Weiner.
0:27.0	Stephen Colbert.
0:29.2	Look at that. Said our last names for the first time.
0:30.0	Oh my gosh.
0:32.8	Reveal. Reveal. My last name is Weiner.
0:37.4	Spelled like winner without one less N, not weiner, even though I love a hot dog.
0:39.8	Find me on LinkedIn, please.
0:40.9	Please.
0:46.3	Stephen, today's podcast, the last podcast intro we're doing together.
0:47.0	Yes, it is.
0:48.3	But not the last time we're hanging out.
0:50.4	Is Rescue Staff Rescue.
0:52.8	Oh, I love Rescue Staff Rescue.
0:55.9	First of all, I love Rescue Dog Rescue because I love a refillable, which is what we call something that has a game that the audience knows and that you
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