I'm always up before the birds and the kids.

Good thing Costa Express is always up too.

Early starts are easier with great coffee.

And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.

Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.

Oh, you legend.

Now that's a proper coffee.

Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.

Hmm.

Costa Express.

Quality coffee every time.

There are very few comedians who do awkward confusion better than my guest on today's show.

Okay, so how are you getting on with the De Niro thing?

What's that?

I told you, Jonathan Ross told me he's over here doing a film.

You said you'd get me an audition. You said you'd make a few phone calls.

No, no, I've been looking into that, but it's tricky because all these people are in Los Angeles.

So, you've got a phone?

Yeah, it's complicated though, because it's, you know, it took me two days to realise they're eight hours ahead.

They're behind? Are they? Yes.

That explains quite a lot.

So what time would it be over there now?

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