Stephen Merchant: ‘The Office’ to ‘The Outlaws’
Obsessed: The Podcast
The Daily Beast
4.5 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm always up before the birds and the kids. |
| 0:02.9 | Good thing Costa Express is always up too. |
| 0:07.0 | Early starts are easier with great coffee. |
| 0:09.7 | And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company. |
| 0:14.5 | Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep. |
| 0:17.2 | Oh, you legend. |
| 0:19.6 | Now that's a proper coffee. |
| 0:21.3 | Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use. |
| 0:25.1 | Hmm. |
| 0:26.3 | Costa Express. |
| 0:27.8 | Quality coffee every time. |
| 0:31.9 | There are very few comedians who do awkward confusion better than my guest on today's show. |
| 0:39.3 | Okay, so how are you getting on with the De Niro thing? |
| 0:42.3 | What's that? |
| 0:43.3 | I told you, Jonathan Ross told me he's over here doing a film. |
| 0:47.3 | You said you'd get me an audition. You said you'd make a few phone calls. |
| 0:50.3 | No, no, I've been looking into that, but it's tricky because all these people are in Los Angeles. |
| 0:53.3 | So, you've got a phone? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, it's complicated though, because it's, you know, it took me two days to realise they're eight hours ahead. |
| 0:59.0 | They're behind? Are they? Yes. |
| 1:01.0 | That explains quite a lot. |
| 1:03.0 | So what time would it be over there now? |
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