Stephen Graham Jones | How to Break into a Hotel Room

NIGHTMARE MAGAZINE - Horror and Dark Fantasy Story Podcast (Audiobook | Short Stories)

John Joseph Adams

Arts, Books, Society & Culture

4.2 • 704 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Javi is short for Javier. Javier is short for Has the Perfect Scam. He hasn’t told anybody about it yet. Especially not the hotels. It’s not the kind of thing you get rich with---one fancy watch or a pair of earrings doesn’t exactly pay the rent---but it is the kind of thing that’s good enough for a smile at three in the morning. | Copyright 2021 by Stephen Graham Jones. Narrated by Stefan Rudnicki. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.0	Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier status abroad. Welcome to the Nightmare Welcome to the Nightmare magazine story podcast.
1:16.8	I'm your host, Jack Kincaid.
1:19.0	Nightmare magazine is edited by John Joseph Adams and Wendy Wagner.
1:22.6	The stories of this podcast are produced by Skyboat Media, directed by Stefan Rudnicki and Gabrielle DeCure, in association
1:29.4	with Jim Freund. Our first offering for the January issue is How to Break Into a Hotel Room by
1:35.8	Stephen Graham Jones. The story's read for you by Stefan Rudnicki. How to Break into a Hotel
1:41.3	Room is copyright 2021 by Stephen Graham Jones.
1:45.8	Stephen Graham Jones is the author of 25 or so novels and collections, and there's some
1:50.0	Navalas and comic books in there as well. Most recent are the only good Indians and Night of the
1:55.8	mannequins. Next is My Heart is a Chainsaw. Stephen lives and teaches in Boulder, Colorado.
2:03.3	And so ends this week's intro.
2:06.4	So, without further ado, let's have a nightmare.
2:13.9	How to break into a hotel Room by Stephen Graham Jones.
2:19.2	Javi is short for Javier.
2:21.7	Javier is short for has the perfect scam.
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