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Don't Ask Tig

Stephen Colbert

Don't Ask Tig

American Public Media

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Stephen Colbert flies in with some special holiday advice, complete with catty pilgrims and vegan eggnog.

This episode is sponsored by Sakara (sakara.com/DontAskEarlyAccess) and BetterHelp Online Counseling (betterhelp.com/Tig).

Need advice? Submit your question for Tig at dontasktig.org/contact.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's TIG. This podcast is a place where lots of feelings can coexist, grief, humor,

0:06.3

sarcasm, and earnestness, frustration, and joy. That's what sets us apart from other

0:12.6

shows. It's also what makes our community of listeners so special. Thanks for being

0:17.9

a part of it. If you can, please make a donation to show your love and support for the show.

0:23.5

Go to donasttig.org slash donate. Let me see open Bluetooth preferences. There is no

0:33.0

technology that is both as good and as disappointing as Bluetooth. Okay, I'm gonna lose that. Yeah,

0:40.0

forget that device. Now let's try this with that boy again. I have a hard out and five

0:45.6

minute Stephen. Well, we'll I'll talk and then later you can insert questions to justify

0:52.2

my pearls of wisdom.

1:03.8

This is Donast TIG. I'm TIG Notaro, asking you to stop ignoring the title of this podcast.

1:10.9

We are not alone. Nobody is hopeless. Everybody goes to be our friend and TIG. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:25.2

Stephen Cobera is here for a very special holiday episode of Donast TIG. Stephen, the

1:33.8

uh, hi. Hello. Hi. I forgot to say hi to you. That's all right. And I just want to tell you that

1:39.9

when I was getting ready for this podcast and I mean get ready. I took a shower and changed my

1:44.8

clothes and I did that for you. Okay. And I know I look absolutely no different than I normally do.

1:49.8

But I want you to know that I know with every fiber of my being that at your house, there was a vibe

1:58.4

of oh shoot. I forgot I told TIG I do a podcast tonight. Whereas at my house, I was like, oh my gosh.

2:07.8

I have Stephen Cobera on my podcast tonight. I am very excited. I am so happy to be on your podcast.

2:14.2

I really am. It's always lovely to talk to you. It does not change the fact that I came home and

2:19.8

said to my wife, Evie. Uh, I just need to grab a quick drink and a handful of nuts. Uh, because I got

2:26.0

I'm doing the TIG's podcast. Shoot. Oh, is that tonight? I said, I said, I said, I told you this

2:33.0

morning, I told you this morning when I came home, I have to immediately disappear as soon as I walk

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