It's a great day ladies and gentlemen. It is international Waman's day. Where's my

round of applause? Oh, wow. Just crickets. Let's go women. Sorry, just kidding. Yeah, this

is fantastic. Thank you. Women, man, I'm pigs. Okay. Well, shut up. It's International

Waman's Day. To celebrate this most auspicious day, there's a number of things that I'm going

to be doing. You know, we've gone through feminism. I now have the ability to work. Fantastic

love doing that. I can vote. Great. Love it. I can, you know, own land and things. Great.

Living in it. And now, you know, we have this new wave of feminism where I can get an

abortion whenever I want and grow my armpit hair out. So working on that, although you wouldn't

know it, didn't feel like bringing that out to you guys today. But to celebrate on the

show, you know, I think we really need to put the men in their place today. So from

Will and Taylor, I ask of nothing but silence. Unless I tell you, you can speak. Okay.

Well, you can speak to identify as a woman today. That's I can't say anything or you'll

cancel me. You're a transfer. What is your new name? What's your shut up? What's your

new female name? Are you going to keep the will thing going on? I'm going to go with Logan.

I'm going to go with one of those names as a guy name, but girls actually use very neutral.

Yeah. Okay. And how are you going to be celebrating International Waman's Day today?

I'm going to go find the next man I see and beat him up because men are pigs. I was thinking

like spit it their feet, you know, when you walk past him. That's not harsh enough.

It's not our show farther. Farther. I wore my salmon colored shirt. It's salmon. It's not

pink. It's salmon. Okay. I wore this shirt today in solidarity with all the chicks out

there. Chicks like me. Pink is no longer a woman's color. Will. I know if you got the memo.

It's salmon. It's salmon. You really sound like a woman. It really sounds like a woman.

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