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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Stephen Colbert At Home

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

NPR

Comedy, Leisure, Other Games

4.635.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Stephen Colbert joins us, along with panelists Maz Jobrani, Paula Poundstone, and Luke Burbank.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:04.0

Robyn PR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me!

0:09.0

The NPR News Quiz. Don't worry, I'm non-communicable Bill!

0:15.0

Bill Curtis, and here is your host, Robyn Jacuzzi,

0:19.0

filled with hand sanitizer somewhere in Chicago, Peter Segal!

0:23.0

Thank you, Bill, and thanks to everyone listening at home this week

0:28.0

we are going old school.

0:31.0

The older members of our audience might remember that for the first seven years of this show

0:35.0

we did it in a studio, the very studio where I now sit in fact here

0:40.0

at WBEC in Chicago with our panelists connecting to us from their own studios around the country.

0:45.0

Now back then some people said we were nuts!

0:48.0

Why would we do a comedy show, her medically sealed off from any kind of audience?

0:53.0

But as it turns out we were just into social distancing before it was cool.

0:59.0

Later on we are going to be talking to one of the many people on hiatus from his job

1:03.0

because of the crisis. One Stephen Colbert, but now it's time to talk to you.

1:07.0

The number to call is 1-888-899248924.

1:12.0

Let's welcome our first listener contestant, how you're on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me!

1:16.0

Hi, this is Amanda Plummer from Meriden, Connecticut.

1:19.0

Amanda Plummer!

1:20.0

Not that Amanda Plummer.

1:23.0

Okay, I imagine this comes up a lot in your daily action.

1:27.0

You two when I was in college I was a theater major.

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