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If you told Stephen Colbert as a teenager

that one day the former president of the United States would be standing trial

for paying off a porn star. That young man would have said you have porn?

Can I trade you? I found a Sears catalog in a tree stump in the woods.

Ah, Karen in Chicago is correct. I need to go to comedians to get my news now. They're the only ones actually telling the truth.

Thank you Stephen Colbert went on to say.

You see Trump's lawyers, they argued

that he can't get a fair trial in Manhattan,

so the judge should postpone the trial indefinitely

while they seek a change of venue.

Nope.

Sorry, it's wedding rules.

You put down the venue deposit,

you're getting married in a rustic barn.

Okay, that's how it is.

You sign the thing. I don't care, I don't care that all of a sudden

your fiance is worried about his allergies. Too bad, Derek. Take a Zirtheck and put on the

damn tucks.

And one last one, Colbert.

Your Honor, it is only fair that our client be judged by an impartial jury

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