Hello and welcome to very amusing your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets, and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Weizel and I'm a little hesitant to admit this but I watched Labyrinth for the first time this weekend and what a trip I mean on one hand

humiliating that it took me this long but at another I thankfully

had a childhood completely unmarred by this film I just didn't really see movies growing up. I think I mentioned it on here, but I still to this day don't really even know why. I mean blame my mom. I'm just gonna blame her for it who you will be hearing from in rare form at the end of this episode

so stay tuned but I never never saw labyrinth never saw labyrinth and it finally happened for me and oh my gosh I texted one of my friends

well a whole group chat of them because Labyrinth somehow came up the day after I watched it?

Okay, strange.

And I confessed that I had not seen it.

And they asked me what I thought.

And I, honestly, my reaction is,

just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Because I enjoyed it, but also, why?

I'm going to be very, very choosy with my words because I know sometimes children

sometimes children are in the room but why does David Bowie's downstairs look like that?

I mean I know why but like what why why didn't they just give him bigger pants

Why did they just give him bigger pants anyway? It was it was good, but it was not by any means the highlight of my weekend, which was going

Sunday afternoon to El-Cabitan Theater in Hollywood for official Disney food. I pre-ordered it during the week. I set up

all of these alerts for El Capitan, you know not for like work or business or

anything like that just to know when I could get a Mickey

Pretzel and hopefully not pay $12 in parking to get it. So I ordered a

churo. I ordered a Mickey Pretzel salted. I very much appreciate that you could select salted or unsalted with cheese sauce

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