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Alien Theorists Theorizing

Stellar Skirmishes: Sagas of Solar System Strife | Case File 298

Alien Theorists Theorizing

Big Theory Podcasts

True Crime, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.62K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

3 billion years ago, the vast expanse of our solar system was not just a tranquil ballet of planets and moons. Debated among modern scholars is a tantalizing theory: that an epic battle raged among the stars, where extraterrestrial entities waged wars of cosmic proportions. From the asteroid belt's scars to the peculiar formations on Mars, evidence might suggest more than mere geological processes at play in the formation of our solar system. Might there be echoes of laser clashes and remnants of alien armadas? This case file, join the Theorists as they voyage through vast voids and analyze astral anomalies, aiming to ascertain the astonishing account of... Stellar Skirmishes: Sagas of Solar System Strife.

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Three billion years ago, the vast expanse of our solar system was not just a tranquil ballet of planets and moons

0:16.7

Deated among modern scholars is a tantalizing theory that an epic battle raged among the stars where

0:25.1

extraterrestrial entities waged wars of cosmic proportions.

0:31.0

From the asteroid belt scars to the peculiar formations on Mars, evidence might suggest more than

0:38.1

mere geological processes at play in the formation of our solar system.

0:44.0

Might there be echoes of laser clashes and remnants of alien armadas?

0:50.0

This case file joined the theorists as they voyage through vast voids and analyze

0:55.6

astral anomalies aiming to ascertain the astonishing account of stellar

1:02.4

skirmishes, sagas of solar system strife. Oh, Welcome to Alien Thee and Gaspile 298.

1:28.8

Welcome to Alien The space battles.

1:45.0

Star Wars. Star Wars.

1:50.0

Bring it Disney? No, the men and Black are going to show up their house but they're Disney lawyers.

1:52.0

Like, Dan on the intro for this one. the men in black are going to show up their house but they're Disney lawyers like

1:53.5

Dan on the intro for this one can we, is that can you do like a mockup of like the

1:57.7

fucking Star Wars thing we'll do the rolling sets of Dan's of Dan's intro. If we really want to go for the lawsuit, yeah, we can do that.

2:07.0

I know.

2:08.0

It's going with the fuck.

2:09.0

Let's go swing.

2:10.0

Actually, you play the Star Wars theme, but we just like, we just speed it up like 3X or something

2:14.2

slow it down 3. The scrolling text is not copyrighted because I think they stole that but

2:19.3

the music and the name and that style of text. No way we could we can we'll find a way there's no way that name we only have one strike on our account we got two more we can

2:29.5

look if we're if we're good boys if we're good boys for the next 45 days and we don't we're not proper

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