The following program is a podcast one.com production from Hollywood, California by way of the broken skull ranch. This is the Steve Austin show. Give me a hell yeah.

Yeah. Now here's Steve Austin. Alright everybody working with Steve Austin show. I am coming to you from the broken skull ranch in South Texas. I am using my zoom H4 in recorder.

Except this time it is not plugged into a couple of microphones I'm standing on my front porch. Joining me is Ted Fowler. You can find him on Twitter if you want to at Ted Fowler 361. You might not want to find him. Once you find him. Anyway God dang Teddy we came down here has been about a three and a half day week weekend. Whatever you want to call it to come down here to do some work. You have a few beers is what we're doing now and get a little bit of work done. But man.

On day one I got my ass off in some deep ass mud in my Kubota full world drive tractor trying to mo. Now I tweeted out of my Twitter accounts Steve Austin B.S.R the fact that I got stuck and I got a lot of people saying well because I sent a picture of the melee me walking there while you was going over to get some basement here to put in them ruts. And they said if you had a John deer or a massive Ferguson you would not have gotten stuck.

Hey I don't give a ranch as what I was driving Kubota is a damn good tractor and I'm not a spokesman for their company. But it don't matter what I was driving would have been a John deer or a massive Ferguson a case whatever my ass got stuck because my ass is so stupid I got off in that mud over there by pond.

Damn Teddy you was over trying to spray the weeds we got a two man workforce over here to broken scone ranch. We're on a low budget we're trying to do things. We're trying to grow big deer and drink cobe on a thin dime out here in South Texas.

Ain't a whole lot of workforce out here so you was doing your business I called you up as an hey Teddy I'm stuck over at the tombstone lake. What was going through your head?

Is this the unleashed? Nope no it's the end of the friendly. I thought boy if you got the big tractor stuck and it's got the mower behind it we've got a real problem because we don't have anything big enough to get it out this is this is because I'm driving the Mac Daddy. Yeah I'm driving a 9500 horsepower tractor.

That's right and you're absolutely right doesn't matter what what brand of tractor yeah you had been piloting the outcome would have been the same and you know I'm driving a pulling a 15 foot bat wings shredder so that damn thing weighs an ass load and so anyway I got in there Teddy and I didn't have no business being in there and I was thinking okay I can make it through and I said I backed up a little bit I went forward and then I started I went too much and you know there's out you only get about one.

I just started spending and then when you start bearing and then you start getting the highest center because you're bearing that any good place to be and that's what I said uncle it was like when we was watching the US 172 and at one dude started tapping out with his feet with his feet yeah I said a tap that I live it sooner than I did.

So the thing about it is hang on to this recorder while I go check the bar. I got I got deer sausage on the pit right now I'm so anyway Teddy when you roll up I said bring some chains and you went into the barn describe to the good listeners of the Steve Austin show podcasts our chain situation at the broken school rent because it is piss poor and that would be a compliment at best.

I like that gold chain that Brian Pilman gave you only the one we got to know it's not gold it's rusty. Yeah but same length about same diameter the same tensile strength. It's not what we needed to pull out a kabota with a 15 foot bat wing shredder on the back.

Right now I'm standing over a barbecue grill this Weber I'm not a big fan of Weber barbecue grills but this thing Teddy we cooked some big ass rib eyes last night and always watching fights.

And the thing flames up so bad you can't even cook on high and right now I got this deer sausage on it got three links. Teddy this is broken school ranch deer sausage this is some of the most expensive.

No man can we've been out here trying to grow these deer for about eight years since I bought the ranch I think he's ready we're going to pull them off now I put them back up but we've been feeding proteins as day one.

Teddy that's I don't lower my glasses we should make a video this podcast that's 15 minutes in we're going to pull them off. But we've been feeding protein 24 7 365 since about the place.

And so when you add up all the duck it's that goes in to try to grow this big deer so I think it's some horns on them by the time you go to eat and these things if you look at the dollar per pound it's going to be astronomically a little tip top on the high season.

All that protein we should be bigger. Yeah we got our rats on a P.E.D. program over here we ain't got a deer on one.

I just shut the grill down here look I got a call in must be from the president of the United States of America Teddy hold these tongs would you.

Anyway so here I am that's our professional podcast we got here I got something this is a family friendly show I got some drug mother sucker calling from South Florida with the with a bad reception I could I could even understand what you say anyway Teddy Teddy where were we so anyway.

I'm talking about feeding protein all you're feeding protein to damn deer we're cooking deer sausage out here came to some work.

I don't know how to hear and then you pull me out of the damn mud but it was a four hour process correct because that little John deer tractor I have that's a four-word drive tractor as well but it's what 40 45 horsepower tractor yeah it's great for just being a little bit of a tractor when I owned a piece of property in burning Texas 120 acres it was fine for that.

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