Steamboat Milky: Trashfuture Live in London (13th March 2024)

TRASHFUTURE

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4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Please enjoy this recording of our recent live performance in London, in which we encounter the worst publishing company on the planet, plus a foray into British politics’ sudden discovery of racism existing. Note: this episode was planned for release in May, but we’ve decided to put it out right away instead. Also, we had some periodic mic issues that we’ve tried to edit around, but we apologise for any weird sounds beyond the normally expected amount of weird sounds. Hope you enjoy! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We still have tickets available for our live show in London on March 13! Get them here: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/trashfuture-live-podcast/ *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Hello, Trash Future listeners. Please enjoy this recording of our live show from last week.
0:04.6	We originally intended it to come out in May, hence all of the references to audiences in May,
0:09.3	but some scheduling conflicts meant that we needed to put this out immediately. So, as usual,
0:14.3	we've become unstuck in time and the Lyft episode still hasn't come out yet. Thanks for being
0:18.9	a Trash Future fan, and we all hope you enjoy this episode. Backyard comedy, please welcome to the stage. His Majesty, King Charles III.
0:46.2	Thank you. Good evening.
0:50.9	Christ, the last time I was here, I was doing comedy unleashed.
0:54.6	Yes, it's me, King Charles.
0:57.0	I've been told I have to go on more podcasts to improve the image of the royal family.
0:59.8	I'm going on the high-performance podcast
1:01.6	with Jake Humphreys next week
1:02.9	to talk about how I kept two women on the go at once.
1:08.8	While administering an organic farm.
1:12.6	Anyways, you may know, Kate Middleton is missing.
1:17.2	There's a lot of speculation about what's happened to her.
1:19.6	Some people saying she's dead.
1:21.1	Other people saying it's a Brazilian buttleaf gone wrong.
1:24.3	But there's nothing to worry about.
1:25.9	The truth is her BBL looks fantastic.
1:28.3	It's incredible. Apparently they've put 30% of Lewis Capaldi in her ass.
1:33.3	No, the truth is she's gotten addicted to TikTok shop and we can't get her to leave the house.
1:51.8	Just today she's bought a potato masher, 37,000 toilet rolls, an electric buzz saw and a healing crystal butt plug.
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