The Hello everyone. Welcome to the show. I'm so sorry this one's happening so late in the day.

I am so very sorry. I

The good news is that I got a brand new computer and it's lightning quick and I think that those that are watching this on YouTube with us,

you guys actually have a CRISPR camera

that you're checking in on?

I'm actually not positive on that,

but I'll loop back around later and see

if I got those settings right, but it took me damn near two hours.

Damn near two hours to get the audio settings right.

So that way when I'm recording myself it sounds like me.

For the better part of and you guys don't need to hear the whole story on this

especially you tubers that want me to just dive straight in with my face into the water.

Basically everything that I was recording sounded condensed. I don't know if you guys know what a condenser or that's the wrong word for it.

I try to sound like a smart guy and I sound like a dummy.

It basically it caps, it takes your audio and it mushes it all into a tight band of actual

volume so if you're quiet it boosts it up and if you're loud it brings it down

but it creates this very weird like when you're quiet and it boosts it

You hear everything in the background like my board behind me

If I even so much as grazed it, it was like a T-Rex coming through.

But then when I got really loud, it brought me down so it sounded like this.

Sort of like old-time radio.

But I think I got it. You know what? It's 240 Pacific time. I

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