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One person swat lie. I don't think that's true. What person tells a little white lie about a horse

getting stolen than my mom's in a jail? That was sadly insane. Welcome aboard another brand's

making new episode of another below deck podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one

Pat Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Permission granted. So this is a little awkward. Yeah.

Because there's no below deck med this week. Oh yeah, that's right. It's just the adventure.

The reunions next week. It also with the debut of that Captain Lee, the fake Captain Lee,

that his show. Yeah. As addict. You fucking cheek addict, huh? No, we're kidding. It's awkward

because Nick is not here. Now we address this. Hopefully everybody has listened to the announcement.

You'd people need to not write things like I bet these fucking idiots are just trying to keep this

going long enough until people find out the truth and everyone leaves the patreon. Will you

please shut up? Fuck up. Nothing salacious is going on. People get stressed and people need to

make changes in their lives. Okay. Nobody killed each other. Nobody fucking did anything dramatic.

We're sorry to say this is not a real housewives episode. This is just our lives. This life, man.

Okay. Jesus fucking Christ. So we've been at this for a very, very long time. We've grown a

fan base that we love more than anything we do. This is our favorite thing that we do. But

we ask you if you've been riding with us, yes, it will be different, but please stick with us.

We're going to do everything we can to make you guys laugh just as hard or harder as we always have.

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