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The Luke and Pete Show

Steak Gate

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 β€’ 1.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Pete tells us about the highlight of his Cornwall holiday - his microwave steaks - but Luke's sure that if he served it to Jeremy Clarkson he'd be a goner! Elsewhere, the lads conclude that farmers don't need to be paid more after Pete tells us how easily one guy – somewhere, one time – scraped together a million pounds to save his kidnapped daughter. Then Luke rants about conspiracies and anti-vaxxers.


Plus, Pete's convinced doctor's just want to put their fingers up bums after he went to a Eurovision party where his neighbour talked all things prostates.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, in the dining room, I'm craving the thrill of mystery, the kind that lurks round every corner.

0:06.0

Something so charming, so seductive, as if Dracula himself invited you in.

0:12.0

A candlelight's flickering, hypnotic shadows dancing, tightly drawn curtains block out the sun.

0:18.0

Ah, that'll be Dulux's heritage is Florentine red then.

0:22.0

Let the feelings of your favorite books become the color of your favorite rooms.

0:27.0

Search Dulux Heritage for more.

0:29.0

It's a feeling. Hello, I'm a Darlick and I am very...

0:35.0

Hello, this is the Luke and Pete show.

0:41.0

Hello, I'm Adarlick and I am very upset about the new Doctor Who

0:47.0

dancing on the television.

0:48.7

Exterminate!

0:50.1

It wasn't that Darlicky that.

0:52.2

What?

0:53.0

Just because you're the exterminate at the end.

0:54.0

Exterminate!

0:56.0

That's better.

0:57.0

I can't, I just eat the big ball of ice.

0:58.0

Are people vexed about the new doctor, are they?

1:00.0

I don't fucking know.

1:02.0

I think one person says it on a social and then a and then a news agency

1:08.1

Think that's carte blanche to amplify that sort of nonsense to be quite frank. I watched the first episode of the new

1:14.6

Doctor Who and I enjoyed it. Did you? Is it so good about it? It's just it's just

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