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Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.

Wayne Rooney, Kay Curd and me, Kelly Somers,

break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond.

He's gone in quite quick, but he hasn't caught him high.

I just don't think it's the red card.

Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. I was going into positions and doing things I shouldn't have really been doing, but you do it because you feel like you have to, and I helped us drive on and win the FA Club. The Wayne Runei show. Watch a night player, listen on sounds.

Yeah, the real sounds of Africa there, hedging their bets, just in case the song was a hit in the United States.

I am a football fan. Oh, I am a soccer fan. That's right. That's why we congregate here for Tuesday morning. Congregate, yeah, yeah, standing on the corner, talking football and everything else under the sun. Well, including the dark side of the moon. Well, yeah, as my colleague Tony Lucey was doing just before me,

focusing on the dark side of the moon because the adventures,

the astronauts have just passed the dark side of the moon that Ping Floyd sang all about.

So that might feature on tonight's conversation.

And for goodness sake, there's a lot of football to be talked about as well.

But let me introduce you as always to our, I suppose, our minister of, does it affect me?

Does it really?

Tim Vickery.

Yeah, I suppose there is a common tie, isn't there,

between all the NASA stuff and football and all of the Pink Floyd.

Money!

It's a hit.

Don't give me that do goody good.

Yeah, was that better than the best things in life are free?

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