Staying Alive Your Whole Life | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you today. |
| 0:15.7 | Such a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.9 | We love you and we know God has great things in store for each one of you. He |
| 0:22.3 | rewards the people that seek after him. Thanks for tuning in. If you're ever in our area, I hope |
| 0:26.9 | you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services, but we're glad to have you today. I'd like to |
| 0:32.4 | start each week with something kind of funny and I got this joke from my brother Paul, so don't |
| 0:37.1 | blame me. |
| 0:38.7 | I heard about this blonde lady. She was out in the yard using the weed eater, and she |
| 0:44.7 | accidentally cut her cat's tail off. He was hiding in the bushes. She didn't see it. She felt |
| 0:49.9 | terrible, so she picked up her cat, grabbed the tail, and told her friend she was going to Walmart. |
| 0:56.1 | The friend said Walmart. Why Walmart? She said, hello, they're the biggest retailer in the world. |
| 1:03.6 | I take no credit for that. I give it to Paul. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:10.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:12.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:13.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:16.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:18.5 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:21.4 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
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