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Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on Talk Radio.

I have an announcement to make, ladies and gentlemen.

We have become a nation of nink and poops.

As I look around the landscape of our political world,

there are people absolutely everywhere losing their minds,

demanding specific instructions on everyday decisions

that they used to make all by themselves just two months ago

and wondering whether

or not staying alert means anything. What does it mean? What could it possibly be that they have a

problem with? It's called staying alert. It means just be alert. What's wrong with the country that we now

live in? It's filled with complete and us a Charlie's.

People who can't decide which shoe to put on before the other.

They can't decide which foot to put in front of the other when they go out for a walk.

They can't decide how to get to work if they're told to go back to work.

How did we get there? When did we get here? When do we go on holiday? How do we get there? How do we use the car? Where are the keys? Are they in Downing Street? Should I ask Boris for them? Should he tell me what to have for lunch or dinner? Should I not have dinner? Should I go to the shop?

Should I not go to the shop?

I mean, for God's sake, people, the questions arising with Boris Johnson's speech to the nature of last night are entirely laughable.

The Prime Minister, in an attempt to sum up exactly where we are, managed to do so.

I thought perfectly adequately, he explained that and told us how the roadmap to getting

out of this ghastly situation is going to work. The fact of the matter is that the world has

been infected by a virus which was not foreseen, which has devastated the lives of millions

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