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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea questions her general competency levels. A girl who got fired calls. Tights. Nespresso. Bills. A chilling tale which triggers a jackpot sound. Some Gina Linetti questions from a dear, dear misguided caller. Frozen fish sticks. Anchovies. Clam past

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0:00.0	Yeah, to accept press one to send a voicemail.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:09.0	Hello?
0:10.0	Hello?
0:11.0	Hi Julia I need some advice.
0:13.0	Okay.
0:15.0	How do I get my competency level up in all areas?
0:19.0	There's an app, there's like this program called Luminosity.
0:24.0	It's like, it's okay, this is this website, it's called luminosity and it basically gives you like these little training like like word games or like
0:34.2	number games for your brain. No. And you're just no. You don't want to do that? No, I mean like
0:41.6	every day. I more mean like how to handle life more adequately.
0:47.0	Oh, I don't know, I was just fired like an hour ago.
0:50.0	Whoa.
0:52.0	So...
0:53.0	Why come?
0:54.0	I'm not handling life really.
0:57.0	Why come you got fired?
0:59.0	Why did I get fired?
1:01.0	Why did I get fired?
1:02.0	Yes. Oh, you know, I work in fashion PR.
1:07.0	Boo, just kidding. Everyone has an ego. God, know is there any ego free industry? I don't know accounting. Are you kidding me?
1:20.0	Do they have a lot of egos?
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