STAY THE HECK OUT THE KITCHEN: What happened with this movie?
Brunch
BRUNCH
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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"Where y'all sitting?" is a smash hit. An old guy sang too many smash hits at karaoke and wound up in the hospital. While you idiots are asking whether a hot dog is a sandwich, we're asking more important hot dog questions. "The Kitchen" is an astonishing failure. DJ sees a Fast and the Furious movie and loves it. Emilio sits on Pete's lap.
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| 0:00.0 | what's the most upsetting type of sock to see someone take their shoes off to reveal when you don't want them to take their shoes off uh brach! Hit it, boys! |
| 0:39.0 | Can Trump complain about Greta van Fleet going on tour with Metallica? |
| 0:40.0 | So that gets canceled? |
| 0:42.1 | What gets canceled? |
| 0:42.9 | Greta Van Fleet. |
| 0:43.5 | Did you see that? |
| 0:43.9 | No. |
| 0:50.7 | Breaking news today, Metallica is adding Greta Van Fleet to its current tour. |
| 0:53.2 | Fortunately, it's not going to be anywhere near us so we're we're outside the blast |
| 0:55.0 | radius but it's going to be in uh south america and that is like a critical apex of bad |
| 1:03.0 | music shit happening yeah i have uh i've completely like avoided metallica for my entire life i i've |
| 1:10.4 | probably heard songs but i've completely like kept Metallica for my entire life. I've probably heard songs, but I've completely |
| 1:12.7 | like kept them out of my peripherals just because all anybody who listens to Metallica does is talk |
| 1:19.2 | about fucking Metallica and how good Master of Puppets was. Very true. I saw somebody the other day |
| 1:24.3 | wearing a Master of Puppets t-shirt that just had the track listing of Master of Puppets on it. And it was in like a bar and he was, I think, trying to |
| 1:33.0 | associate with people and talk to people. He's probably trying to talk about Master of Puppets. |
| 1:36.8 | He's probably like, hey, you guys, people forget about Lepard Messiah, man. No, that is that is true metallic people want to talk about |
| 1:45.8 | metallic i'm not saying metallic sucks i'm sure metallic is really good but at this point i just |
| 1:50.2 | don't want anything to do with metallic because one i know they suck now right and two i'm way |
| 1:55.1 | too late on any of that shit anyways and i don't want to be the guy who's talking about metallic in |
| 2:00.1 | 2019 it's overall overall it has worked out for you because you don't want to be the guy who's talking about Metallica in 2019. It's overall, overall it has worked out for you because you don't have to endure the thing of A, |
| 2:07.2 | you either have to act like bad music is good, which is a huge Metallica fan move. |
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