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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

"Stay Out Of My Love Life!"

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Cat and Pat discuss printing out checks, Mr. Burger, erotic water hugs, who will die first, and so much more!

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0:00.0

Forever!

0:30.0

Hey, it's Kat and Pat and welcome to Seek Treatment and Spoken Anycorus.

0:42.3

A podcast about Spoken Incorus, boys, sex, fucking dating and love.

0:48.8

So you might be thinking, you're a self-weight.

0:51.0

This is the only one voice I'm hearing.

0:52.3

You're freaking out, you're panicking as Catherine dead, as Catherine buried, as Catherine

0:55.8

can not just Catherine driving.

0:59.1

She has to drive as much as she does enough to have to do this anymore.

1:01.5

And the answer to all those questions actually is sadly no.

1:05.0

Because what's going on is that Catherine has asked for the first two minutes of the podcast

1:09.2

for her not to speak so that she can, and this is a quote, and now you will have her

1:14.1

and everything.

1:15.1

So get ready to put your, I've heard everything caps on.

1:18.1

She feels she needs to rest her voice for an additional two minutes.

1:21.9

And I want to stress that as she was explaining this to me, she was speaking and it did take

1:26.8

her upwards of three minutes to describe it.

1:29.1

So you could have said the whole thing is even a net loss for her voice or her vocal health.

1:34.5

But my voice might not be much, it might not be beautiful.

1:40.7

It might not be pretty, but it is strong as an ox.

1:44.2

And it never fails me.

1:45.8

And it lets me talk whenever my little ass pleases.

1:50.9

Any ways I'm having an absolute print nightmare, my most hilarious stand up joke you've ever heard

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