Well, I would do that.

I'm shit at gardening.

Everyone who's better at gardening me is a witch.

Give me all your land so I can fuck that up to.

And when the land fails to grow, because I am functionally useless at growing anything,

I will also blame witches.

Hold hands and close your eyes.

It's half past midnight, and you're listening to The Ghost Story Guys.

Welcome to The Ghost Story Guys. I'm Brennan's Store.

I'm Paul Bestle.

And this is the show where we talk about spooks, spectres, and all the other things watching

us from the shadows beyond the campfire.

Some conversations only make sense after the sun has set, and this is most definitely one.

Thanks for tuning in.

This is episode number 220.

And we're coming to you from that tiny mountain cabin you dream about, but can never quite reach. Paul, my friend, how you doing? I'm doing very well, thank you. Very well. I've had my phone fixed today, so I'm very happy. Excellent. And was it a relatively inexpensive repair? Yes, I had a wobbly charging port. Oh, okay. Yep. Those are usually not too bad. I know when I broke the screen on my last phone, I took it in and they said, that'll be $500, please. And I said, no. Yes, that's why I have an insurance. Smart. Smart. There was a one phone I didn't get it, and it was the one phone I needed it. Yes, well, than that, we're all good. Steady away. I mean, it's been ages since we've spoken. So, yeah, that's about that I know. I know. So all this really changed in 24 hours, mate. Yeah, no, that's fair. Nothing new for me. Although I do have, before we get to our stories, which on this episode, we're going to be talking about the province of Quebec. As we head into the last couple episodes of our wet hot Canadian summer, it has been such

a wet and hot summer here in Ontario.

I think we might actually go a little bit into September because I still want to do,

I actually found a great trove of just Montreal centric stories.

So I want to do a just a Montreal episode, hopefully that Vancouver show and then the

Maritimes at the very least.

So got a little more Canada ahead of you folks.

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