Statistically Speaking... I'm A Horny Overachiever

The Curious Girl Diaries

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Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.0 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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What happens when you mix statistics with orgasms? You get this deliciously naughty episode! I’m reacting to a new survey about how often we’re all getting off—and let’s just say I have thoughts. 😏 From my masturbation routines to fantasies that could melt your earbuds, this is a peek into my private world (and under my covers 😈). I even dream up a sexy, AI-fueled future—and no, I’m not giving up real sex for a robot, thank you very much! If you’re a guy who strokes it in under 5 minutes or a gal clocking 13 minutes max… I’ve got some sexy advice for you. Come on, hit play and join me in bed. 💕 THE PRIVATE PODCAST IS HERE! GO TO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com/exclusive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TO SIGN UP! Learn how to master your hard ons and satisfy your partner every time, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.erikeverhard.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and get 30% off when you use the code CURIOUSGIRL at checkout. To learn more about the ancient sex technique of Pompoir go to:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.gohddess.com/curiousgirl⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and get 25% off your order! Thank you for supporting my affiliates who help keep this show FREE: To master hand jobs, and rock your partner’s world, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.rockthebedroom.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use the code CURIOUSGIRL10 at checkout for a 10% discount! Honeypot CBD Lube (I HIGHLY recommend this!) Click⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code CURIOUS10 for 10% off your purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla London, aka The Curious
0:08.3	Girl. Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable
0:14.8	for anybody under 18. But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my
0:20.5	sex life, sex in general, and everything in between an explicit, raunchy, fun detail.
0:28.6	All right, here we go.
0:34.0	I would say I probably went from a C-minus-level masturbator to a full-blown professional.
0:42.0	When a guy masturbates, is it utilitarian?
0:45.4	Why do you want that to go so fast?
0:47.8	Savor it.
0:48.5	I savor it.
0:49.7	I definitely savor it.
0:51.2	Is there going to be a takeaway?
0:52.2	Or did you just do a bunch of mindless fucking? They know what they like. They know it feels good. And they're not ashamed about it. Is there going to be a takeaway? Or did you just do a bunch of mindless fucking they know what they like? They know it feels good. And they're not ashamed about it. And I think
0:58.7	that's fucking hot. I go to tail down because I know things are going to get wet and messy.
1:04.1	There is no way in hell I'm doing this 13 minutes. Like quitter. They're quitters. I mean, ladies, I'm sorry, that's pathetic. Bring up your
1:15.9	masturbation game. Come on now. Oh my God. Should I raffle my doldo and sign it? I certainly will not
1:23.6	be bringing up the rear in the masturbation Olympics, have sex and stay together and all that stuff.
1:28.5	It's like people are getting lazy about it.
1:33.3	Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Curis Girl Diaries podcast. I am Layla. Happy Tuesday. How's everybody doing out there?
1:41.9	Well, I am doing wonderfully well. I'm sitting here in bed. I'm all snuggled up. I got my dog next to me. I've got the covers pulled up, which is odd because it's about a bazillion, jillion degrees outside in hot Florida. We are having quite the heat wave. Let me tell you, who, don't go outside. Just stay inside.
2:04.3	I hate to admit it, but I do think there is something to the humidity and the heat because I'm from
2:11.9	California and our summers can get really hot. We would get these weird weeks of just triple digit numbers
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