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Social Studies

Staten Love Island

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week, Joe wins a pull up contest but can't find any jeans long enough for him on Staten island and Gaspare reminisces about the long lost land lines of his youth, before they get into some emails and discuss the finer points of romance.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

0:04.2

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

0:09.1

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

0:15.5

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

0:20.6

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

0:26.4

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll

0:31.4

see you there.

0:32.4

Hey, what's up, socialites. Welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast with me, Joe

0:48.9

Dembrowski. And me, Gaspired Dasso. We're still in Staten Island. We did just do the push-ups

0:53.7

of you listen the last week or the pull-ups. I did 10, Gaspired Dasso. We're going to back

0:59.6

track two. I did not know. What happened was we started the competition, and I said to Joe,

1:05.9

let me show you what a pull-up looks like in Staten Island. So I did like three or four just to

1:10.5

show them how they were, which tired me out. Then Joe did some half-ass pull-ups because his

1:15.1

body's too long. So he literally lifted his head over the bar. I will say this when I did pull-ups

1:21.1

on your pull-up bar. I lifted my legs in my, when I would go down, my knees almost hit the ground.

1:26.3

That's how much I tower over you. We have smaller door frames in Staten Island because the average

1:31.1

person is not tall. And by door frames, he means shins. Do you know that once I went to H&M,

1:37.8

and I was like, oh, I was like, do you have a size 31-30 in pants? And he said. And the guy said,

1:45.0

oh, we do. They're just sold out because you live in Staten Island. Whoa, really? Oh, he's like,

1:49.4

everybody here is a 31-30. Wow. We all have 30 legs. What is your pant leg? I'm a 34-30,

1:55.7

like a 32-32? No. 32-34? Yeah, you got to be a 34. So for those of you who don't know

2:02.6

with the pant legs, the second number is how many inches your pants are. So you have to be four

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