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Social Studies

Staten Island Parasite

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week, Gaspare goes to the dermatologist and the Zoo while Joe visits the worlds most bizarre grocery store. Indulge in hydration this summer with Liquid I.V. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUID IV DOT COM and use code SOCIAL at checkout. Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus 20% off your next month with code SOCIALSTUDIES50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socialstudies50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Being lactose intolerant and a dairy lover used to be rough because there were so many dishes I wanted to try but couldn't without feeling awful at the end of the day.

0:09.5

I was constantly craving things I couldn't have. That's why I love Arla Lacto-free. It tastes just

0:15.7

like regular dairy but without the lactose, so I've been able to enjoy my favorite meals without

0:20.7

any worries. To find out more, search Arla Lacto-free.

0:24.0

K.

0:25.0

McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers.

0:31.0

Seering our patista the juicier, adding onions at the grill for extra flavor, new

0:35.7

toastier buns, and we're serving them hotter for even meltier cheese. The McDonald's

0:40.4

classics. Now a little more. Hmm.

0:43.0

Comparism with Prior Classic Burgers, served after 11 a.m. subject to availability. Hey what up social lights welcome back to the social studies

0:58.0

podcast with me Joe Dombrowski and me

1:02.0

Jasper and I'm ridiculous.

1:05.3

All right, you guys, I got a lot happening right now in my life.

1:09.0

So this week, this weekend, I'm actually filming a Don't Tell comedy set, which, you guys, if you don't know what that is, which you might not, it's kind of a big deal in the comedy world so we'd love to have

1:27.0

you there it's I'm doing my taping on the 23rd in LA and then I have my straight Friends back in Seattle on the 28th of August.

1:35.8

And then, you know, I'm going to be at the store every first Wednesday, like I told you.

1:39.8

So that one's September 4th.

1:41.1

We got My Straight Friends at the store. You can check my website for all the My

1:44.0

Street Friends shows in LA and Seattle and we're also coming to Nashville and Portland and Austin, a few other places.

1:52.1

Anyway, the official tour starts September 12th. Irvine,

1:55.6

California, San Jose, Sacramento, Charleston, Charlotte, Boston, New York,

2:01.8

Portland, Maine, Winnipeg, Atlantic City, Newark, Toronto, Chicago, Chicago, Atlanta, at a bunch of places.

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