State Secrets

The Horne Section Podcast

The Horne Section

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The Horne Section is back on tour, and so is their Podcast! In this episode, the whole band answer some questions in a new musical game, there's a musical interpretation of a Wikipedia page, and Peter Piano brings to light his brand new music cheese-based quiz. A lot of music, which is good for a music podcast. Not into music? No worries, Alex has you covered with the third installment of the best-selling novel: Sticky Streets. For the best listening experience, please listen while fully clothed in an empty bathtub.

The Horne Section’s Hit Show Tour dates can be found at www.thehornesection.com

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0:00.0	Okay, let's do it everybody.
0:03.5	Two, three, our.
0:09.0	Hello, good evening and welcome.
0:12.9	It's time for us to have a lovely time.
0:17.5	Some people think that they know all about me.
0:21.4	They think that I'm careful and I walk really slowly.
0:25.5	But I am a dancer and Joe is a banshee.
0:29.6	And all the other boys have got master's degrees.
0:35.7	Clever, clever boys.
0:39.1	It's the horn section podcast.
0:42.6	Hello.
0:43.3	It's the horn section podcast.
0:46.6	Hello.
0:47.4	It's the horn section podcast.
0:51.0	It's the horn section podcast.
0:54.8	Hello. Well, that featuredawn section podcast. Hello.
0:57.8	Well, that featured Joe on the muted trumpet.
0:59.9	Muted but belligerent.
1:05.5	Muted but belligerent. Hello to every single one of you listening and all the people who are not single anymore.
1:09.8	If you're not single now, you might be again one day, of course.
1:12.3	Statistically, you probably will be single again because either you'll split up with your partner or you won't, but they'll die first.
1:16.5	Or you'll be the one that dies first.
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