better strap yourself in it's time for the howie car show but Israel can can always, you know, we sent them a message and with all the double entendron we sent it through

their pagers, but we sent them a message.

Well, this thing is worthless, like my Palestinian alarm clock.

I don't know whoak bar! worthless like my Palestinian alarm clock.

I don't know who Akbar!

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

So I want to say to the parents in Springfield,

these hoaxes have all been hoaxes. It's a collect call from Pakistan

for Mr. Ruby. Because the men and women of the Secret Service right now we are

redlining them.

And they are rising to this moment, and they are meeting the challenges right now.

Timing is excellent, Mr. Scott. You fix the bond door after the horses come home.

And I don't understand why it's so difficult for the press

to have a consistent narrative about how dangerous Trump is

to our country and the world. What do you know?

The aging of the shrew.

Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's... Howie Car.

The U.S. government is denying that it was involved in the pager bombs today. You know that's a question I wouldn't have

thought to ask anybody. I don't nothing. Because I don't really think the the U.S US has the capability to pull off something like that.

I know they tried to they tried to poison Fidel Castro cigars back in the back when Kennedy was president they also tried to

have a pen a poison pen and they were gonna give him the pen and then stab him with it. And I'm, you know, the pager bombs are far,

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