State of Deez Nuts

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Fear is the mind killer, but Lovett is the kind thriller, in this week’s episode. The State of our Union is strong, and so are Max Silvestri and Ron Funches who stop by to put the “dad” in dad jokes. Kid Fury and Marcella Arguello bring the heat on some hot topics, and Lovett and his guests stand tall as they defend Panda Express, average-sized femmes, and life being over at 40. "Subscribe for Lovett or Leave It pre-sale access, starts next week: crooked.com/friends"

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:10.0	What's up in the way?
0:10.0	What's up, everybody? What's up everybody?
0:12.0	Welcome to Love it or leave it.
0:14.0	While President Biden gives the State of the Union,
0:16.0	I'm here to give you the State of Dees Nuts.
0:20.0	Strong enough.
0:22.0	And we've got a strong show for you tonight, Ron Funches, Max Silvestri, Kid Fury, and Marcella Arguai are here.
0:28.0	And the luck, do you understand, you didn't have to watch the State of the Union, we watched it,
0:39.4	you're going to get jokes on the State of the union that just wrapped up.
0:44.0	You're gonna get all the pertinent information.
0:46.3	We did all of the work.
0:51.0	You're so lucky. So let's just don't thank me. You know Betsy I thought I was
1:00.0	going to see you voting because the last time I saw you you were doing you at the
1:04.3	polling center that I voted at but you weren't there.
1:07.1	You did another you did but you volunteered.
1:11.0	Give it up for Betsy.
1:14.6	But I thought I was gonna see you.
1:17.2	I'm like the State of the Union,
1:18.1	you people paid to be here, so let's get into it.
1:20.8	What a week?
1:22.0	Taylor Swift urged her millions of Instagram followers to cast ballots on Super Tuesday without endorsing
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