State of Boring News, Epstein Files & Hotel Laundry Secrets

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 12.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David return to argue about how to properly describe each other, what time dinner should actually be, and deliver this week’s hottest takes — from tax tips to fitness advice. Then they pivot to the “serious stuff”: Bill Gates and Deepak Chopra reacting to the Epstein Files, the State of the Union, dating strategies, and the definitive guide to washing your underwear in a hotel coffee maker. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	They cut out the part where she goes, am I talking to the turtle?
0:05.2	The consciousness of life and what beauty of love and spake me with a spoon, you b***.
0:12.1	But anyway, consciousness.
0:16.3	So we just come out as Joe Dirt and Garter and take questions.
0:20.3	Take questions as them.
0:21.6	Yeah, make the crowd happy.
0:23.6	And of course, my bohemian rhapsody, whoops.
0:27.6	No boy.
0:28.6	How do we get to this?
0:31.6	Sorry.
0:32.6	Wayne's world.
0:33.6	Oh my God.
0:34.6	Whoops.
0:35.6	Sorry, I apologize.
0:36.6	Oh, my mama. Don't be nervous.
0:42.3	We have ads to read, but don't get a, don't be a motor mouth.
0:46.3	We've got ads to read later.
0:49.3	You know what, Dane, I was asking some people,
0:52.3	I go, if you had one word to describe Dana Carby,
0:55.5	and they were like, motor mouth.
0:58.7	I stole your burn and used it against you.
1:02.2	One word to describe me probably is what?
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