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Hi everyone, I'm Stasi Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, Celeb Gossip, Relationships.

Stasi's new podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I want to give my opinion on everything.

And she's never want to hold back on any topic.

Because that's what I do best.

Judge. This is Straight Up with Stasi.

Hello, Coliseas. Welcome.

All right. I know my voice sounds a little weird.

Okay. I've been sick for a week and I have attempted to do this podcast every single day with hopes that the following day my voice would sound better and my throat would hurt a little less.

Neither of those two things seem to be happening because I still sound like I ate a tall gray frog and my throat still feels like I'm practicing to be one of those people that swallow swords on fire.

Bear with me. I'm going to do my best. Friday is the absolute last day. I can, you know, turn my podcast in and I didn't want to go a week and inconvenience you guys and not turn one in this week.

So we're just going to power through it. And if my voice is hurting your ears, I very much apologize for that and feel free to turn off my podcast seriously. I don't want your ears to bleed.

Okay. Now that that is out of the way.

Again, I don't want to get anyone sick. So I'm going to do this podcast by myself this week again. And I am going to jump all over the place.

I have some updates for you guys on things that I've talked about in previous episodes. I have some opinions on things.

I might answer a couple of y'all's questions based on the emails that you guys give me if I have time and if my voice doesn't give out, it's going to be a little all over the place.

But let me just start by explaining that today was a day because I thought my finger got cut off.

Yeah, let's just take a moment to like really think about that. Have you ever thought for like longer than one minute? Think how long one whole minute is.

Okay. For longer than a minute, you thought that your finger has been cut off.

Do you know the panic that like travels throughout your whole body when you think you've lost a finger?

Yeah. So let me back up today started out just like I guess any other sick day. I've like kind of been excited about being sick because it gives me an excuse to just sit on my ass.

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