It's December 1st, 2014, and three podcasts Ose are on a mission to travel to the future to watch

Star Wars The Force Awakens on December 18, 2015.

Frank, with the help of a science is known as Mr. Peabody,

develops a time-traveling dildo.

It's a dildo time machine. It's really simple. Let's say you want to go back 20 years in the past.

Just grab the shaft and start stroking your hand up and down on it 20 times, and when you're ready to go back in time you just cut the balls.

Wow Frank you're doing really good. Look at you go man. You sure you haven't

done this before? You're really jacking that thing off like a pro?

You know next time you can use the prototype, not me, okay?

Starring Frank Hammer, Jake Elliot, Kevin Smith, Terry Cruz, Galgadose wig, that tattoo on Mike Tyson's

face, a dirty clothes hamper named Schmidy, and a bottle of Uv vodka.

It's a movie full of action, suspense, time travel, and more frank than you ever wanted to handle.

Coming the summer to a theater near you, it's Hammer Time Machine. Episode 68

There's already like 7 million broadcasts

talking about pop culture and it's all bad

makes us happy like shooting at a want brad

but it's all been done before we don't want to be a copy cat

where the leftovers kicking up the scraps drop by the cool kids

it's a trap.

Good and toss it, good and taste, do we love it?

Hey, let's raise it, heat, erase it, let's embrace it, let's embrace it.

Tupperware party.

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