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Opening day. It's almost here, baby. Man, it is.

No way to watch fucking baseball. Yes. Step on the gas. We are coming.

All the gas. No breaks, Jared. I mean, we've been waiting for this day.

We've been anticipating this moment. It is here. There's been a lot going on leading up to this.

Back and forth banter owners, players, unionists and that.

Yeah. Are we do what do we do? Well, that's kind of all.

Sloughed off to the side and we are creeping ever closer to opening day.

Opening day. And I guess, I mean, obviously you've been watching baseball.

Jay has been watching baseball. People Dave retweeted one of my tweets last

nights and then he hates the fake crowd noise. I'm not crazy.

So I'm kind of like 50, 50. I'm not crazy about like the cheers.

Like if someone strikes out like they haven't really like there's no like levels to it.

Like obviously like baseball. It's like a strike out in the ninth is going to be louder

than a strike out in the third. You know what I mean?

So they've got to figure that out and maybe they don't.

Maybe it's not something that they need to put too much time into.

But like the crowd murmur. I like that.

But like just like just like the in between, you know, like guys at the plate,

you know, it's too to whatever. And it's like you can just hear the crowd

just like doing whatever they do. I think that that's a lot better than hearing nothing.

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