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Episode one, twenty one.

This episode almost didn't happen as planned because of the bar stool classic.

Let me tell you some Dallas. As a as a as a as a big leager, I can't imagine that you spend

very much time in a golf course. I feel like that's kind of commonplace, though, yes?

Yeah, yeah, that's where you spend. That's where I was going to spend the majority of my days.

You're that's where early retirees are sent out to pasture. You go find a nice country club to

become a member of and you show up every day and you look around going, I have zero fucking

in common with these people, aside from the fact that we own golf clubs. What the fuck am I

doing here with these people? None of them get high. And if they do, they're all on that,

they're all on that fucking bug shug. And that ain't my train, you know what I'm saying?

So it's just yeah, I found out very quickly, not my demographic if you catch my drift.

If Dallas, Brandon walked on to a golf course right now, they would probably just be like,

oh, I get it. You're happy. Go more as caddy. That's funny.

So I got to tell you this. So me and Wilson one time, like we're coming off the golf course

and we're going to go have dinner and we're going to go have dinner at this really nice hotel

in Beverly Hills, actually called Beverly. So we roll up and again, we're just off the course,

but Wilson is wearing a shredded tank top. Like it's a tank top, but the tank top itself is just

fucking ripped and mangled. Looks like he got it out of a trash bin. And there's I'm wearing

a life feeder. So it's I'm not any farther along or higher up on the scale of looking better than

anybody else. But Wilson's shorts are also completely shredded and ripped. But we get up to the

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