My sister is staying with us during this time because she's an essential healthcare worker.

So she's staying with us.

So she has more easy access to her job, basically.

And so we'll work out together.

We'll go up to the roof and we'll work out.

And we downloaded this app that will time, like, it'd be like, okay, like a minute.

We're going to do jumping jacks for a minute or whatever.

For some reason, the makers of this app have loaded a sarcastic slow clap to celebrate

you finishing your exercise.

So it's like, you know, you work out for five minutes, whatever it's going to be.

And it's like, your workout is over.

Yeah. like your workout is over. That is like the best thing I've heard all.

I wish that app ended every exercise with,

are you proud of yourself, princess?

Big fat, hairy deal did you break a sweat there honey good for you good for you and then somehow something

pats you on the ass and you're like oh oh. Why is this app so creepy?

I feel like that app simulates like a junior high gym class experience.

Yeah.

It's getting to that shame and humiliation you felt when you were 13 to motivate you.

Yeah, it's going to follow you into the showers and make fun of your weird hairy body.

Hey, I'm Paul.

And I'm Erica.

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