Stars on Mars Season 1 Ep 1 Recap | Hit or Quit

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🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Stars on Mars Season 1 Episode 1 Recap | Hit or Quit
Rob Cesternino (@robcesternino) and Jenny Autumn (@jennyautumn) are here with Hit or Quit – the podcast where we try out a new show to determine if it’s a HIT or whether we ought to just QUIT!
Rob and Jenny recap the series premiere of Stars On Mars! This celebrity competition show, hosted by the legendary William Shatner, is a simulation of what life might be like on Mars. These “celebronauts” are tasked with completing a variety of challenges on the Red Planet, and must survivor the terrain and each other to make it to the end!
What did you think about Stars on Mars? Let us know if it’s a HIT or time to QUIT! Tag @RobHasAPodcast and use #RHAP to share your thoughts!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody what's going on Rob Cesternino back here to a lift off on a brand new journey
0:11.0	here on Hit or Quit as we're talking about the brand new smash hit stars on Mars stars
0:20.8	on Mars stars on Mars and now here is the star of Hit or Quit it's Jenny Autumn Jenny
0:28.8	are you I thought we would maybe say that I'm the winch of no hit or quit but maybe I'm just
0:36.7	the wench of hit or quit. Sorry I misread my notes this is this is a common thing that
0:44.1	happened I learned this from Shady daddy William Shadney daddy yes the rebranded William
0:50.4	Shadner who does not quit he's going on into his 90s here the not a quit the captain yes so Jenny
1:01.3	this is so exciting to be here to talk about this brand new stars on Mars. I I will give my my feelings
1:13.2	away very early and say that the only thing that would make me love this show more is if it
1:20.3	had a colon if we were doing stars colon on Mars season the stars of Mars colon Jupiter colon yeah okay
1:27.7	like I will wait patiently but other than that like this this show is doing celebrity like reality show
1:41.2	perfection yeah this is what this is so good I'm sorry if you thought celebrity big brother was good
1:47.9	it's good this is good this is good this is good that was bad that was bad and also you'll never get
1:55.6	celebrities to agree to do celebrity big big brother at least not like bigger names I think
2:02.4	whereas like 24 days in fake Mars aka the Australian outback I'm pretty sure
2:09.2	um and you know like put together this way like I think you you don't watch special forces colon
2:17.6	world's toughest and think like yes me a b or c or d or e list celebrity would love to do this um
2:25.4	you're definitely never doing that but I think at least after one episode you watch stars on Mars
2:32.0	you're like that looks kind of fun yeah I don't know I think that they are taking the celebrity
2:38.8	competition show genre and finally giving us what at least I think you and I want Rob
2:46.3	personally when it comes to the absurdity that we like to cover over here on hitter quitt
2:52.0	and it's fun yeah it's very fun and if somebody was going to ask me to describe what what is stars
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