Starmpocalypse Now
TRASHFUTURE
TRASHFUTURE
4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Folks, I was very sad to hear about the death of Captain Tom. |
| 0:04.4 | Captain Tom, you know him, the captain. |
| 0:07.2 | People, the journalists, they would come to me and they would say, they would say, |
| 0:10.1 | Mr. President, will you support the captain? |
| 0:12.2 | And I would always say, yes, I do. |
| 0:14.6 | He's a very old friend of mine, very, very old. |
| 0:17.1 | The scientists, actually, they don't know quite how old he is. |
| 0:20.6 | People, they don't tell you that,, they don't know quite how old he is. People, they don't tell you |
| 0:21.3 | that, but they don't. They don't know that. They can't tell you exactly how old, but they're |
| 0:24.9 | sure that he was born before they invented the telephone. He's over 200 years old, and he would |
| 0:31.7 | be there walking around in circles, walking around in support of the starving children, walking |
| 0:37.3 | around in his little garden |
| 0:38.4 | there and he's led a great life the captain tom tommy tam because uh he invented a beautiful |
| 0:45.0 | cereal remember the cereal the captain tom cereal i remember don junior when he was that small |
| 0:50.7 | he used to eat it and he would always say dad say, Dad, Papa, can I have some more, |
| 0:55.2 | can I have some more Captain Tom? |
| 0:57.1 | And how do I always say, |
| 0:58.0 | I'm not sure Donnie, you're getting a little bit, |
| 0:59.9 | get a little bit chunky there, Donnie, |
| 1:01.6 | maybe lay off the Captain Tom. |
| 1:03.5 | But it's very delicious cereal. |
| 1:04.9 | You can get it in any Trump resort you can. |
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