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TRASHFUTURE

Starmpocalypse Now

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

We managed to cobble together the entire cast in order to discuss three important things: first, Silicon Valley has reinvented the bus yet again. Next, Labour is simply falling apart, and their solution is: flag and troops. Finally, Toby Young wants to be a lord. Join all five of us as we do psychic damage to one another engaging with this. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://bailproject.org/?form=donate If you want shirts, you can order them on our new web storefront! Get it here: https://www.trashfuture.co.uk/shop *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/     Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

Folks, I was very sad to hear about the death of Captain Tom.

0:04.4

Captain Tom, you know him, the captain.

0:07.2

People, the journalists, they would come to me and they would say, they would say,

0:10.1

Mr. President, will you support the captain?

0:12.2

And I would always say, yes, I do.

0:14.6

He's a very old friend of mine, very, very old.

0:17.1

The scientists, actually, they don't know quite how old he is.

0:20.6

People, they don't tell you that,, they don't know quite how old he is. People, they don't tell you

0:21.3

that, but they don't. They don't know that. They can't tell you exactly how old, but they're

0:24.9

sure that he was born before they invented the telephone. He's over 200 years old, and he would

0:31.7

be there walking around in circles, walking around in support of the starving children, walking

0:37.3

around in his little garden

0:38.4

there and he's led a great life the captain tom tommy tam because uh he invented a beautiful

0:45.0

cereal remember the cereal the captain tom cereal i remember don junior when he was that small

0:50.7

he used to eat it and he would always say dad say, Dad, Papa, can I have some more,

0:55.2

can I have some more Captain Tom?

0:57.1

And how do I always say,

0:58.0

I'm not sure Donnie, you're getting a little bit,

0:59.9

get a little bit chunky there, Donnie,

1:01.6

maybe lay off the Captain Tom.

1:03.5

But it's very delicious cereal.

1:04.9

You can get it in any Trump resort you can.

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