The home of common sense. This is talk.

And what about this? The war in Iran is having, as we know, a knock-on effect in the cost of living crisis.

For all sorts of reasons, we learned today that the world's biggest condom maker is now warning prices could rise

because of disruption linked to the strait of or moves.

The contraception industry has been hit really hard.

We'll have more on that story.

Oh, and pupils should be allowed to wear track suits in the classroom

because it's better for removing barriers. Bit of uniformity. Whip out your tracky, Vicky Pollard.

Speaking of Vicki Pollard, we've got Charlie Rowley here who's kind of male Vicky Pollard

really. Sort of trapped out. Yeah, but no, but yeah. I think that was the phrase.

That was the one, yeah. Did you, I would imagine you imagine you probably went to quite a nice school, Charlie. I'm a uniform was a big thing, was it?

It was for me, I'm afraid. Did you wear one when you didn't have to?

No, but I was always very keen to make sure that my tie was the right length at school.

Really?

I only went to my, no, I went to my local comp.

I mean, we're from Hartfordshire and so make me comps in Hartfordshire.

Yes.

Might have had a bit more of a discipline to them.

I don't know, but I loved a uniform, I have to say.

I did. I did. Do you know what? I didn't

have. And I don't know why I didn't. So blazers were optional at our school. At our secondary school.

And I didn't have one. But I envied the kids that did because they had somewhere to put their pens and, you know, cigarettes and stuff.

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