Jeremy Kyle.

Jeremy Carl!

Jeremy Carl!

Jeremy Carl!

This show that makes you smile!

Hey, very, very good morning to you.

Welcome along.

Yes, it is the brand new Jeremy Carl Breakfast Show on the Home of Common Sense.

And more importantly, my friends, as we enter a a new year it is of course as ever the home

of alarm clock britain this is your show this is your station it's where you come to talk

uh common sense prevails and as ever happy new year it's freezing cold the world is as messed up as it

was 14 years ago or even days ago. Hope you had a great time.

We'll get it on with loads and loads of guests.

And, well, let's do what we always do and talk about what's happening in the good old world.

Sorry to break some bad news.

Just drop the music because I think this calls for a moment of serenity legend.

I'm sorry to break the bad news. But Keir Stama has insisted after his New Year's

Eve message that he will be Prime Minister next year. Devastating news. He acknowledged that it's

harder than it should be for Brits, really. I think that's down to you because you've messed it up

so much. He promised that we will feel a real sense of hope. We'll feel a real sense of everything will be fine in the weeks and months there. Do you believe him or is it me? Sorry, just waking up this morning, alarm clock, brits in your van, getting the kids to up and toast done and get to school and all that thinking, how the hell am I going to do this again? Do you believe a word that comes out of Sakea Stama's mouth? I mean, before we talk about how his own party are trying to replace him, what do you think as the British Electric? AlarmClock Britain. He says, I will still be here in 12 months. God, is it going to be that bad? As ever, if you want to be on the show,

now, 0324, 499, 1000. Only number you need. You can text throughout the show, 8,7, treble 2. We like the voice notes. Christian is back. He's got a new haircut and a new jumper for the new year. He's looking at his new jumper and his Christmas jumper. So get him a voice note nice and earlier. 3-4-9-1,000, text to 8-7 treble 2.

There's so much to talk about with Stama. I mean, you'll have seen what happened in Venezuela.

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