Ooh boy, Kirstama really is sunk.

Now, he did this supposedly big speech today,

supposed to save his crisis-stricken leadership

after Labour was absolutely battered last week in local elections

and Scottish and Welsh parliamentary elections,

where the party particularly bled support to the left-wing Greens

and the left-wing Plied Country in Wales.

Now there's Labour MP, Catherine West, tried to force the leadership contest.

There's the Blair-Eight Ultra, the Health Secretary, West Streeting on manoeuvres.

And there's Andy Burnham, the Greater Manchester Mayor, trying to find a way back into Parliament

so he can take Stama down.

This speech was supposed to turn it all around.

And dear God, it was so awful.

What were they thinking?

When they finish his speech, when they, you know, typed it all up, his speech, right, he's not him.

When they put it together, were they like, do you know what, guys?

I know we've got our backs against the wall.

I know it's looking pretty catastrophic for us.

Catastrophic, I can't say it. Catastrophic force. But I reckon this little piece of magic,

this literary classic, will turn it around. For one of a more sophisticated word, it was crap.

You see, this guy's got no answers whatsoever to the existential crisis

gripping the Labour Party. More importantly, he doesn't have answers to the crisis gripping the country.

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