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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, look. I don't want to talk about Keir Starmer. My comfort zone is,

ranting and raving about the Tories, who have pretty comprehensively wrecked the country, if you haven't noticed.

And under our current electoral system, which I'm about to talk about,

well, I don't even get a Labour government or a Tory government, I get all that.

But I also don't think my criticisms of Keir Starmer are going to swing the next election lads.

I even get criticisms from his deeply boring online army.

Ooh, Tory, chill, fifth columnist. You love the Tories so much, you want to marry them and have their babies?

This is known as Shrodinger's Left, which is where the left is so toxic and irrelevant,

that we can be marginalised and crushed by Starmer, but so powerful that we can swing elections just by the power of our tweets in videos.

Now, Starmer made a decision to wage war on the left and tell us to generally go FR cells,

message heard, loud and clear. But I'm not a press officer for this guy.

My job is to tell the truth. I'm a political commentator. That's my job.

My view is he's an objectively dishonest politician who appears to believe in essentially nothing,

other than winning power for the sake of it.

Now, what's the need not see today? For a bit of context, if you're not aware,

Starmer promised, when he was campaigning to become a Labour leader, that he would under a Starmer government

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