Introducing the new must-have toy, the monkey.

Not a toy, don't ever call it that.

From the makers of long legs.

Here comes trouble.

Turn the key in the monkeys back.

Whatever you do, don't turn the key in the monkeys back.

And see what happens.

It kills who it wants

when it feels like it.

The Monkey, not available in stores.

In Cinemas now, certificate 15.

Don't see it alone.

Does Kirstarmer have a political suicide wish?

Maybe the British Prime Minister actually wants to hand the country

over to Nigel Farage on a silver platter, nicely garnished with his catastrophic failures.

Now, according to Bloomberg, the British government is preparing to cut already devastated

government departments by up to 11% in real terms in order to increase defence spending.

Now, the Treasury has asked for public services outside of the ring fence departments,

health, education and defence, to model two possible scenarios.

One is where the amount they get remains the same in terms of actual cash terms, but taking into account

inflation would work out in real terms as a 5% cut. The other scenario is an 11% cut in real

terms. That was supposed to be the worst case scenario, but now Stama's determination to hike

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