Wake up to Jeremy Kyle. Oh, Susanna.

Unbelievable. A very good morning to you. Just gone six o'clock. You're waking up to the home of common sense, but more importantly the home of alarm clock Britain. You know, like me, you've been up probably since four. You're going to work all day. You're going to pay your taxes and you're going to sit there and think Christmas is coming. I'm struggling to do everything, but don't worry, there's a load of people in this country who are getting lots for doing absolutely zilch. Listen, alarm clock, Britain, as we head to Christmas as ever, this show is about your opinions and your thoughts on today's news. Get in touch as soon as possible. Christian, the world's best producer

allegedly. Well, I think he is, Dean. You're going to have to deal with it. He's gone to Wales,

which is in itself incredibly brave, replaced today by a QPR fan called Dino, who thinks that he's good.

So we need to test him out. So get those voice notes in nice and quickly because he ain't got a clue.

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I'm delighted straight away to be joined by a man who is

to broadcasting what I am to cooking. Charlie Rowley, good morning. I can't cook. I wonder what I

yeah. I can't wonder what that was good. Political commentator. How are you? I'm very well. Thank you for

having me. Nice to be here. Always. Can I just say,

for alarm clock Britain, I thought that yesterday there was a few stories, but for me there's only one.

And it centres, I'm afraid, again on our Prime Minister, Keir Stama, who yesterday made an appearance on loose women.

Okay. I know a little bit about ITV. Talk about a soft ride. He arrived at

loose women to make this wonderful announcement. Let's just see. This is him describing a good day

yesterday on loose women. Here we go. Hello. Welcome. It's been a while, isn't it? It has.

Yes. For a good day to be isn't it? It has. Yes.

But a good day to be here.

Yeah.

To be launching this.

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