A total humiliating meltdown for Kirstarmer's Labour Party.

That means, at the one hand, really good news.

Zach Polanski's Green Party have surged.

And we are talking surged.

They exceeded their expectations in their target seats.

That is urban England.

Not just London.

I mean, I know I'm a plastic northern.

I sold out my roots.

But we ain't just chatting about the capital. Just wait until you hear this. That is despite the mother of all

smear campaigns against the Greens waged by the British media and political establishments.

Meanwhile, the left-wing Welsh nationalist, Plaid Cunery, have crushed the Welsh Labour Party.

Previously, the most electorally successful political party on earth.

That is not an exaggeration.

Devastating for Labour in Scotland as well, where the SMP are set to remain the biggest party,

while the Greens there have done well.

But, and oh boy, there's a but baby.

The Hardright Reform Party of Nigel Farage,

which last week announced plans for concentration camps

for migrants to be built in areas which voted against it,

has surged particularly in small town England.

All right, guys, let's go through this, shall we?

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