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Blank Check with Griffin & David

Stargate

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy, Film Reviews

4.66.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2020

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

It's a Ben's Choice bay-bee! Dry, dusty tombs ✓ Crazy convoluted tech ✓ Vast intergalactic conspiracies? ✓✓✓ 1994's Stargate really does have it all. This week Ben gets to makes his case for this Egyptian/Sci-Fi Roland Emmerich cult favorite, and why it's best viewed from a porch.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues.

0:26.8

He wears glasses. He has long hair. And he chicken. Yes. Yes. Chicken podcast. Perfectly executed.

0:47.6

Is that Kurt Russell's longest stretch of dialogue in the entire movie? I think so.

0:55.4

Oh, sorry. No, I was just going to say it is bizarre how long he goes essentially being a featured extra for swans of this movie.

1:04.2

Yeah. And then a point so like, no, no, no, he's actually no, he's one of the stars. He's one of the stars. Sorry.

1:09.8

We forgot about that. He is still one of the stars. But I got to say this is pretty star great. Oh, I see

1:18.1

he was trying to get that in there. Hello and welcome to blank check with Griffin and David. I am Ben

1:27.8

Hossley because on today's episode, we have a Ben's choice. What's I haven't heard that name in years?

1:39.8

It's been a while. It's been since our classic. It's been our classic episode on Assassin's Creed.

1:50.1

Yeah. Okay. Right. Right. That was iconic. Iconic.

1:53.4

Iconic. Fully iconic. Love that movie. I think I'm going to buy the game, the pirate one.

1:59.0

You bought a switch and you've been using your switch to try to quit smoking. Yeah. That was the idea.

2:05.9

And now it's just become another habit. Sure. No, but that's but that's the goal is just eventually it

2:11.6

becomes the all consuming habit. Right. I sort of like I move that into place. Right. Instead of like

2:17.6

smoking, but right now they're both in place. But we'll sure. Sure. Yeah. We'll see. Is Zelda the only

2:23.6

game you have right now? Well, I got the Mortal Kombat 11. You have the Mortal Kombat 11, which you are

2:29.7

in. Yeah. You're not a playable character yet. It's so great. Yes. Right. I mean, who knows? Maybe

2:37.4

with like an expansion pack. They're adding the old room. But you are your entire list of nicknames

2:44.6

is in fact in the game. Mortal Kombat 11 for those who don't know. Yeah. And you have to unlock Arnold,

2:50.9

which I don't know how to do. Interesting. Arnold Arnold or whatever terminator. Yeah. Right.

2:57.5

Because it's the terminator. Yeah. It's the term. I call it like an herb, California.

3:03.4

But when you go to like his point of view screen, after he kills him after a personality. Right.

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