Starfleet Academy Episode 7 Review | Back to Being Boring
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Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle
4.9 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | They crack the code. |
| 0:01.5 | There's no melanoma in the 30 seconds. |
| 0:03.8 | Oh, right, because all you have to do is a k. |
| 0:05.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.9 | And the cancer's gone. |
| 0:07.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.1 | I mean, if you've heard cancer, you've probably cured STIs. |
| 0:12.4 | GZ or gone. |
| 0:19.2 | Greetings and salutations and welcome to the phone war. |
| 0:24.5 | I'm Jason. |
| 0:25.3 | I'm Rachel. |
| 0:26.9 | Today, we are talking about Starfleet Academy, episode seven. |
| 0:35.5 | Cozine? |
| 0:37.2 | Cozine. Cozine? Cozine. |
| 0:37.8 | Cozine? |
| 0:39.3 | Are you suffering from plaque psoriasis? |
| 0:44.4 | Try cosine. |
| 0:46.7 | I don't even know it. |
| 0:48.0 | What is plaque psoriasis? |
| 0:49.7 | Plaque psoriasis. |
| 0:51.7 | Syriasis is a skin condition. |
| 0:53.5 | Maybe the plaque would be the crusty bits that are building from the psoriasis. |
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